Wednesday, March 24, 2010
Whatcha got in there?
This tropical shot of Behati Prinsloo modeling D&G's new fanny pack got me thinking:
What exactly would a model need to have at constant arms-length while strutting around the beach?
- A test-tube shot of tequila?
(To dull the pain of wearing a fanny pack in public.)
- Instructions on how to get to the water?
(AKA: "Turn to your left," scribbled on a credit card receipt.)
- Cash-moneyz to buy a fake D&G fanny pack from the beach vendors?
(To be promptly folded up and shoved into the real fanny pack... "Natural selection" and whatnot.)
- The new issue of Vogue?
(If that's the case, and you bent that shit, keep an eye out for Anna Wintour's bobble-headed ass poking out from behind the bushes... She's on to you.)
Now that I've given it some thought, I guess there actually are a great-many things for which a beach-side model can use a fanny pack.
Noticably absent from the list, however?
- Looking good.
But then, that's not what fashion's all about... right?