"lol @ her mouth/entire life"
I was gonna try to make jokes, but my friend said it best with that simple caption for the pic above.
When John Galliano standing next to makes you look like an old, (heavily worked-on) Italian cougar, it's time to put down the bottle/needle and get. to. work.
Er, scratch that. You've had enough work.
Rather, it's time to drink a glass of water, lay down, and give the whole "showing your face to the world" bit a rest.
Life advice, from me to you.