Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Wash Your Hands

..before and after reading this post. Trust me, it's for your own good.

As reported by Hollywood gossip sites all across the web, it appears that Amy Winehouse and her ex-(ex?) husband Blake Fielder-Civil have reunited once again and are ready to troll the streets of Camden hand-in-hand(crack-paws?) in search of drugs, brillo pads, and any rogue hair tracks which may have jumped ship off the ol' beehive upon learning of Blake's re-entrance into Amy's life. (Crawl away, little black pieces of polyester! Crawl away and don't look back!)

As you can tell by the picture above, the two really are feeling the love again. Although it appears that Blake's hairline may or may not be receding in fear from Amy's angry weave. (I sense a war brewing between their scalps...)

What does this have to do with fashion? Little-to-nothing, sadly, as pretty much every designer on the planet has given up on taking Amy as their muse.

Still though, I used to really love this girl, and it saddens me to see her returning to the same slime-covered well yet again.

But eh, you know what they say: A drug-addled fool in love will always return to the hand that dishes the crack.

At this rate, though, I'm fully expecting her "come-back" album to just be repeated recordings of her mumbling into a microphone while picking at her hair. (I still might check it out either way.)

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