Tuesday, April 20, 2010
Versace For Your Home
Recently, Versace unveiled it's new 2010 Home Collection, boasting an amazing Sunburst round table, (seen above) as well as blown-glass vases and a couple of pieces of furniture.
The line is pretty much exactly what you would expect from Versace:
Bright colors, eye-catching details, and a complete disregard for the concept of modesty:
Alright, now I'm not gonna lie:
I would snatch the nappiest wig off the head of the burliest drag queen for that Sunburst table. (And the ensuing platform-heel-to-crotch beatdown would be well worth it.)
Yet, the blown glass stuff looks kind of uninspired to me.
(But that's probably just because I grew up in a household that was filled to the brim with blown glass pieces that would have made Dr. Seuss reach for the crack pipe.)
Either way, the stripes and checkers paired with a black/white/red color scheme?
I'll text you if I ever have any sort of emotional reaction to these, Donatella.
But don't hold your breath.
... Seriously. Don't. I get the feeling the lack of oxygen would cause a disaster of epic proportions on that face of yours.
And I need you around to provide me with more Altelier Versace fashion porn.