Candies recently released a few test shots from Britney Spears' new ad campaign...
I must say, it's good to see that Britney hasn't changed much since the last time we saw her:
Still knockin' em down and out.
Still hikin' up that skirt while consuming sugary crap.
Still riding on the backs of male models in her lingerie.
(...Sigh. Her life is different from ours.)
And, of course:
Still rockin' DA CRAZY EYEZ!
Really though, in all honesty:
Keep it up, Britney. You're looking good and still getting paid.
... But can someone make sure that the girl knows that Candies doesn't pay their models in actual candy?
(I mean, she probably already knows, but I just wanna protect her from any future awkwardness. I'm a good person like that.)
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