For some odd reason, whenever I go shopping with my brother for anything other than clothing, my motto quickly becomes: "Ooh, get it! You can spray-paint it silver!"
(Seriously. Ask him.)
...Well someone out there must have been listening, because German company The Deli Garage has come out with... wait for it...
Metallic spray-paint. For your food.
I. could. die.
Just imagine the jealous stares you'd get as you munched a golden hotdog or crunched away on a silver pickle!
(Err... or any other, less phallic, food items.)
The possibilities are endless!
Furthermore, I have just decided that my life will not be complete until I have been hand-fed a bushel of silver grapes.
"Cleopatra, you wish you could step to this luxury."