London-based Philip Levine solved the issue of his premature balding with a novel approach:
By covering his dome with bedazzling, glittery motifs that essentially turn his scalp into a canvas on which body artists can create beauty.
This is something that has been done, (as I'm sure you know if you've ever walked behind a bald dude with a skull tattoo,) but never before have I seen such a high level of creativity.
I'd pay his ass to come to my parties and just stand in the center of the dance floor...
But that's not all. Check out his Official Site to see way more!
And because it needs to be said:
... Put down the hairclipper, Gaga. Save it for your next tour.