Wednesday, April 21, 2010
When you were a kid, did you ever break open a glowstick to let the incandescent liquid free?
Once cracked open, you could splash the stuff all over your bedroom, your shirt, your hands, your hair, your face...
It was totally beautiful, glow-in-the-dark fun for all ages!
Oh, and apparently it also was kind of toxic and contained tiny shards of broken glass, or something...
Anyway, feel free to push my profound childhood stupidity to the back of your mind...
But something tells me that Katy Perry knows what I'm talking about:
... Well, either that, or she just got done having a Coachella port-a-potty makeout session with Slimer:
(Still a total step-up from Russel Brand.)
Back to the point, though:
That's all I have to say about that.