Don't Be Scared, Kitty.

For the April 2010 issue of Vogue Russia, photographer Tom Munro had a photo shoot with a model who honestly needs no introduction:

Miss Naomi "I'll-Slap-Your-Face-With-My-Cell-Phone-Before-I-Know-Your-Name" Campbell.

Before we continue, let's take a moment to strap on a chin guard, grab a bicycle helmet, and make any last-minute adjustments to our safety goggles.

Done? Okay, then.

The theme of the shoot was apparently "Campbell as Cat," which immediately clicked for me...

Cats can be very cute. 

This is a trait that they share with Naomi.

Cats can go apeshit and claw-attack anyone in their immediate vicinity. 

This is a trait that they share with Naomi.

Cats are graceful and fluid in movement.

This is a trait that they share with Naomi.

Cats play head-games with smaller animals to show dominance.

This is a trait that they share with Naomi.

(Homegirl looks about ready to rip that cat off her shoulders and punt him into the heavens.)

So, Lessons Learned:

Cats can be violently abusive, gracefully cunning, and undeniably adorable all in the span of a few minutes. 

They are undoubtedly among the most loved (and feared) of household pets...

... but they aint got shit on Miss Naomi Campbell.

(Feel free to file this lesson under: "Things That Every Right-Thinking Adult Already Knows.")

[photos: fashiontography.blogspot.com]