When I heard that Lara Stone was going to be the face of Giorgio Armani's new cosmetics campaign, I couldn't have been happier.
After all, the mascara that homegirl is hawking is called "Eyes to Kill," and there isn't a single working model in the biz right now who can shank a bitch with her eyes like Lara can.
As for the ads, themselves?
Well, if this preview image is any indication, they're gonna be fire:
(I just got a chill.)
Still, if you want my honest two cents, I must contend that the mascara should have been named "Bitch, Ah'ma Keel You."
It's what Lara's eyes say to us all on a regular basis, anyway.