Until this very moment, I've tried my best to keep the number of "Boy-Toy Eye-Candy" posts at zero.
Not for lack of interest, of course, but mainly because I was afraid of the kinds of things that might fly from my fingertips and land on my computer screen.
(Things that are completely out of my control, mind you.)
Well, I kinda had to break that barrier with this shot from Dolce & Gabbana's new underwear campaign, featuring star players from Italy's World Cup soccer team.
Now, let us tread very lightly through my next chosen statement:
I think I can see the World Cup tucked snugly into one of their pairs of... No.
I hope they get enough ball practice done in time for... No.
I am suddenly hit with an intense craving for Italian... Absolutely not.
... Do you see the problem here?
Never again will I drive myself to temptation like this.
But ah well, hope you enjoyed the view!