Thursday, April 29, 2010

Lourdes-Love, Take 2

Okay, so I love Madonna's daughter.

(So much so, in fact, that I devoted an entire post to her style.)

Well, here she is with her mom at an NYC benefit, proving that she is more than worthy of my undying affection.

I swear, it's like some "Back to the Future" lost plotline:

- It's 2010, and Madonna decides to travel back in time in search of a playmate.

- She locates and abducts her 1978 self, (who was probably up to some un-kosher shit anyway.)

- She drags her head-strong doppelganger back to present times to ensure that she won't have to pose at red carpet events and attend Kabbalah meetings alone.

- Now, she not only has a partner-in-crime, but an heir apparent to her empire, pop music crown, and assorted boy-toys (most of whom will probably be approaching the age of consent around the same time as Lourdes.)

Everybody wins!

...Well, if that is the case, then Madge better get her hands on a chastity belt and some hardcore sedatives, cuz she's about to enter some turbulent times in the next few years...

No additional comments necessary, other than:

I pray that you survive the ordeal, Catholic Church... I pray.


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