Let's get one thing straight: I love Milla Jovovich.
After listening to her hilarious audio commentary on the "Resident Evil" DVD, I made a solemn vow to forever drink of her kool-aid and watch of her movies.
That being said, she's making my job way easy here with the editorial she shot with photographer Simon Upton for Harper's Bazaar Singapore.
In it, she pairs Burberry Prorsum's hottest jackets with glittery, sparkly leggings. (Love it.)
The theme?
"Robot-Milla, wandering about town."
Let's see what she got up to...
"Robot-Milla hits on a Segway in an attempt to get a free ride to town."
"Having been rejected by her oblivious and unresponsive prospect, Robot-Milla opts for public transportation... (He couldn't have handled her anyway)."
"Robot-Milla searches for an electrical outlet to replenish her energy... These numerous wardrobe changes seem to be taking their toll."
"Robot-Milla recharges her ass on the kitchen counter of the nearest diner. Human etiquette be damned. "
"...Then solemnly wonders why she is receiving less-than-stellar service... Maybe there's just no place for a gorgeous (but ill-mannered) robot in this world."
"Robot-Milla seeks shelter in the bathroom and takes solace in the comforting buzz of the hand-dryer... At least someone understands."
... Man, that was the most depressing fashion editorial ever.
Someone call up Wall-E's desperate ass so Robot-Milla can at least get some.
She deserves that much, doesn't she?
"Bitch, NO."
...Oh, forget it.
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