Wednesday, March 3, 2010

And now...

... a great mental image for you.

Here's Gaga exiting some bar in London last night, obviously a little drunky and looking like she wants to vom.

Can you imagine if she would have?

That would be the most extreme piece of performance art ever. It would really speak volumes on the nature of a pop star's life in the public eye, and the humiliation therein...

Not to mention the back-splash which would inevitably occur due to that ridiculous netting wrapped around her.

She would literally be swimming in her own vomit, and would surely have all the material she needs to write another album:

"The Fame Monster... Who Threw Up All Over Her Own Face."

I would buy it.

Someone needs to get in touch with her people.

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