Wednesday, March 3, 2010

Royal Mess...


This morning I woke up with my head feeling as big as the one on this bitch's shoulders..

Okay, no. That's a lie.

I'm just really excited for this movie to come out this weekend, and I wanted an opportunity to make some of the jokes that this image naturally brings to mind, such as:

She probably gives great head.
That corset is obviously cutting off circulation to her eyelids.
She needs to stop kissing heart-shaped peens.. (and they're ALL heart-shaped once you've had a few drinks too many..)
Tyra Banks is probably jealous of that high-ass widow's peak.

and my personal favorite:
If she doesn't do something about that collar, the frat boys are gonna come a-knockin' pretty soon here...

Whew. Okay.

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