Here's a paparazzi-shot of Audrina Patridge leaving a nightclub with some... thing walking next to her.
Seriously, I don't know what to say...
Except that we are all responsible for allowing this travesty to continue.
Homegirl in the background? This is your fault.
Bouncer on the left? You brought this on all of us.
Audrina's wonky eyes? You are both to blame.
I mean, how hard can it be to take a piece of bubble gum, chew it up, and simply toss that shit into the unholy mess of fugitude that is his hair?
Problem? Solved.
Ugh, ryan cabrerra seriously needs to shave his head and crawl back into whatever hole he fell into after his fifteen minutes ended.
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