This is the cover of the new issue of V Magazine, featuring Scarlett Johansson.
Hmm... Two things are bothering me with this:
1. Other than opening the door for that (oh-so-clever) "berry" pun, I can't think of a good reason why they would put Scarlett in that childish, pillowcase-sleeved mess of a blouse.
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2. Her facial expression, which seems to be saying:
"God, I shouldn't have skipped breakfast...
Between the lack of buffet table and these damn strawberries on my shirt, all I wanna do is chew on this fabric until the hunger pangs go away...
Oh God. It's totally creeping it's way towards my mouth...
I wonder if I can pull off 'sex kitten' while gnawing on my sleeve?"
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So, lesson learned:
Blank, food-deprived stare + "Strawberry Shortcake" Hand-Me-Downs = V Magazine Number 65
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