This triangular locket, from Garret Jewelry, is essentially a tiny glass window in which you can put pretty much anything on display!
Naturally, this got me thinking about the kinds of things that I would deem worthy of taking up advertising-space on my chest...
The Crap That Made the List:
1. A tablespoon of Fruity Pebbles.
(For sugary snacking purposes, obv.)
2. My Pet Ladybug.
(Because, regardless of how many I lost during my childhood, the lesson never sunk in that the temperamental little guys need things like sustenance and air... Divas.)
(Pssh... Like you even need to ask why.)
4. A Two-Way Mirror
(So that my chest could see you, but you couldn't see my chest... Sneaky, sneaky.)
5. A Smaller Display Case Locket
(Just for the mind-fuck aspect of it...)
You know, I talk a big game, but if I ever actually got my hands on one of these , it would most likely just end up being filled with unfulfilled potential and empty promises.
(Wow, who knew that a piece of jewelry could be so psychologically revealing? ... Kinda creepy!)