British designer Samantha Cole London takes the wide-hipped, dramatic-collared costume trend that The Lady of the Gaga has indisputably brought into fashion prominence and offered up her own, quilted-soft version for public consumption.
Of course, as is the case with nearly all of the fashion that catches my eye (not to mention my two typing fingers) a few token words immediately spring to mind:
"Dramatic... Drastic... Detailed... Delicious."
Hmm... let's keep the alliteration going, shall we?
Herpes-Hiding Hysterical
Tinfoil-Trojan Tranny
Back-bent, Bubble-skirted Beauty
Persian-Eyed Princess of Pleats
Woven, Wicker-Basket Wonder
Lovely Lady of Leather
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Ehh, kinda ran out of steam towards the end there, but you get the idea.
And one for the road:
... Gaga?
Go get (your) greenbacks, gurl.
(Cuz you know she's gonna.)
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